Kraft Foods admitted its fat-free mayonnaise just doesn’t cut the mustard. So the company is discontinuing the product, though other reduced-fat versions of the condiment will remain, according to Today. Kraft first introduced its fat-free mayo in the early ’90s, but the company apparently realized after three decades that it was a bad idea. “Let this be a lesson to you all to not fix what isn’t broken,” a company spokesperson told Today.com. Kraft announced the condiment cancellation on Tuesday […]

Photo: milanfoto (Getty Images) If you’re someone who “watches what you eat,” it’s important not to deny yourself the foods you crave by replacing them with a pale imitation of what you actually desire. Speaking from experience, that tactic only builds resentment toward the lower-calorie or otherwise “healthier” alternatives, rather than leaving you feeling satisfied with the swap. Nothing illustrates the gulf between regular and fat-free foods better than mayonnaise, a condiment that exists to add fattiness to food but […]

Kraft will no longer sell its fat-free mayo, after deciding that it doesn’t live up to the company standards. In a tweet posted on Tuesday, the brand shared a mock breakup text conversation to make the announcement. “sooooo i’m officially done selling fat-free mayo. i mean it, i’m done,” the company’s Twitter account posted. “instead i’m gonna put my energy into making us the mayo of mayonnaise like i’ve always wanted. consider this my mayo culpa.” A mock text conversation […]